Name versus nature - it's an age old issue. Whether it's your newborn babe or a super cute puppy, sooner or later you have to choose on a name. Often we put off the inevitable decision to savor the shock of the new with its seemingly endless possibilities and improbabilities.
It's easy to imagine that your first gift to this young 'un will have some fundamental effect on their future. It probably says more about our mistaken sense of our own importance that we think that their given name will make some difference to who they become and how they will live. But there's no denying that it is a responsibility that shouldn't be taken lightly. Most of us have that friend with the 12 year old cat called "Kitty" or a retriever named Goldie or Sunny. It's OK if you're an eight year-old but twenty-somethings ought to be able to do better.
However, sometimes though it really isn't that easy - especially if it's a family pet. When my Dad flew an eight week old Westie from England to her new home with us in Philadelphia, it was a particularly tough Christmas for all of us. I was sorely missing my girlfriend and school mates who were enjoying their newly won independence of student rental housing. My 16 year old sister had weathered her first four months hazing as a as Junior at suburb High School poorly prepared to accept their new British import. As for my parents, they had confidently chosen to return convinced that opportunity beckoned back at the corporate HQ in suburban Philadelphia. But the realities of Reaganomics and corporate consolidation soon showed them how much had changed in the county they had left ten years earlier.
Surrounded by seemingly endless swarms of boxes in a new home, I know we were all more than a little culturally shell shocked. However, thanks to our new fellow ex-pat pup, it was hard not to focus on the newness of it all. White and fluffy with attitude, she seemed to have few qualms about her latest discoveries of snow and the endless entertainment possibilities that packing materials offer.
But when it came to the naming game, we were hit an impasse. As I remember it, Monty and Winston were two top contenders vying for a consensus. Looking back, both seem shockingly gender inappropriate but I think we were trying to retain some sense of the old country heritage for our brave new puppy. But in our hearts, we all knew that it wasn't quite right. This wasn't a stodgy bulldog or an aristocratic corgi sitting before us in our new home. She was a terrier - smart, playful and a larger personality than her tiny bundle of fur could contain.
As I like to remember it, I was first to half jokingly suggest "Spot" as a possibility. Well strictly speaking, her name was to be "Spotless" and we would call her Spot for short. This was all back in the depths of the mid eighties - long before the scourge of trucker-hatted hipster irony might make such a private joke seem laughably affected. No, instead it was a common name for a special dog. Soon enough, the decision seemed obvious and settled. Perhaps she cocked her head knowingly to our first call out and I'd like to think it was her decision after all. But in fact, it really didn't matter at all because, well Spot was Spot and she would have been Spot by any other name...